Yak and Yeti, a restaurant in Disney’s Animal Kingdom know for its awful food, is trying to implement a new serving policy. Starting in late 2009, monkeys will be serving the food to guests. A human server will still take the orders and check in with the guests but monkeys in tuxedos will deliver the food, the bill, and bus tables.
“We really had to do something to spice the place up. The food is so bad we knew we had to change something to keep people coming in. Logically we choose monkey waiters,” a company spokesman said.
There are some issues that are being worked through before the monkeys can be released into the restaurant. Testing revealed the following issues:
- Monkeys have been eating the food while bringing it to the guests
- Some monkeys have been flinging poo when a bad tip is left
- Monkeys haven’t figured out how to use the restroom yet and have been “going” everywhere.
- Monkey fights have broken out
- Two monkeys have become alcoholics from drinking the guest’s drinks
- A rather hairy man was mistaken for a gorilla. All the monkeys started following him around.
- The monkeys thought a morbidly obese lady was a hippo and tried to ride on her back.
- Bananas can no longer be served as they never make it to the tables.
Despite the problems the project is still on track. Expect the prices at Yak and Yeti to increase greatly once the changes have been made.
No comments:
Post a Comment