Disney World will begin tapping into a renewable energy source beginning next year.
“This energy source has always been there we’ve just been wasting it,” stated a magical dingo named Dom who works in logistics.
The plan is simple. Disney will install low powered vacuums in all bathroom stalls to capture “methane.” The methane will be used to as fuel for giant generators which will produce enough power to run the Monorail system.
The project falls under what is described as “Super Green” energy. That is when something that is harming the environment is not just removed from the environment but converted into energy.
There is also a plan in place to incorporate beans and other gas producing foods into every food product in Disney World. One of the ideas being kicked around is replacing all ice cream with soy ice cream which causes massive gas in some people. This goes in line with the plan to no longer sell Beno, GasX, or any other similar digestive aide in Disney World.
“Our guests will now have a more enjoyable visit to the restrooms. The unpleasant smells are expected to be completely eliminated. Unfortunately we can’t do much about the sounds and we can’t prevent people who are trying to eat around the world from trying to induce a protein spill,” Dom the Magical Dingo stated.
The plan is expected to save millions over the next few years.
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