A new exhibit is coming to Downtown Disney later this year. “They Left What?!?” is an exhibit composed of all the fun, bizarre, or down right scary items guests have lost / left behind in the parks in Disney World.
“We feel the entertainment value of this new exhibit is substantial,” stated a company spokesman. “The mix of artifacts on display here is second to none. No one can match the collection we’ve created here.”
Here are just a few of the many artifacts that will be on display when the exhibit opens:
A titanium prosthesis leg
A full gas mask
A child who has proven to be the most annoying child on Earth
A pacemaker
A preserved monkey brain
An unloaded bazooka
A Yosemite Sam Costume
A life sized mouse trap
A body bag
A Seeing Eye dog name George
Pauley Shore
An “I Grock Spock” T-Shirt
A real shrunken head
A couch
How one smuggles a couch or an unloaded bazooka through security is unknown. Other mysteries include - how do you misplace your See and Eye dog? Where does one purchase a life sized mouse trap? Was the monkey brain going to be a midday snack? How do you walk without your leg? Possibly the most disturbing of all – Why would go anywhere with Pauley Shore?
“Some of the mysteries will never be answered. Others we know. If you spend five minutes with the kid who got left behind, you know why his parents left him behind. We know why Pauley Shore was left behind we have no idea why someone was with him in the first place,” Stated a talking donkey who works in the Utilidoors underneath the Magic Kingdom.
Entry into the exhibit is expected to cost ten dollars. The cost will be waved for annual pass holders, D23 members, and guests who have the “Water Parks and More” option on their tickets.
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