Ride photos can be really good or really bad. In either case they are normally good for a laugh. The ride photo above is from Dinosaur in the Animal Kingdom. It is a classic example of a ride photo. It has every thing in it. Let’s do a breakdown:
Back Row – First Seat (left): Either this woman is scared senseless or the 100+ db blast has killed her.
Back Row – Second Seat: This guy looks like he’s having fun. He’s looking in the right direction and is smiling. For a ride photo that’s rare.
Back Row – Third Seat: This guy doesn’t have a clue but at least it looks like he’s having fun. I guess he didn’t notice the giant dinosaur charging at him.
Back Row – Fourth Seat: This woman looks surprised. Not sure if it’s from the dinosaur or the fact the man sitting next to her is about to smack her in the face.
Middle Row – First Seat: This guy looks about as impressed as a man who is about to get a prostate exam. Someone should check him for a pulse.
Middle Row – Second Seat: You’ll find this on almost all scary rides, a mother / other trying to calm a terrified child.
Middle Row – Third Seat: The token screaming kid.
Middle Row – Fourth Seat: The token parent / other trying to calm the kid by pointing out something they think is fun to distract them from the horror in front of them.
Front Row – First Seat: Apparently this lady finds the dinosaur offensive. She looks disgusted.
Front Row – Second Seat: I’m guessing this kids parents said they would beat him if he had fun. He doesn’t look happy. He doesn’t look scared. He looks drugged.
Front Row – Third Seat: This guy looks legitimately startled. At least one person got the intended effect. Poor guy might have to change his underwear before the next ride.
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