An audio-animatronic pirate who works on the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction in Walt Disney World was arrested yesterday afternoon after he was caught urinating into the attractions water.
“It appears the pirate has a drinking problem. We found piles of bottles around him and every time we asked him a question he responded “It’s plunder we be seeking!”” stated an Orange County police man who responded to the scene.
It appears that the pirate has been regularly relieving himself into the attraction water but people thought it was the bilge pump for the pirate ship. After all Disney is known for its attention to detail.
The pirate was caught when a member of the Disney Community whose last name can be used as a greeting or a curse word, noticed the “new detail.” He approached a cast member and was informed that there had been no recent updates to the attraction. A supervisor checked the security camera footage and caught the pirate and then called the authorities.
The pirate was released on $500 personal recognizance bail and has entered a rehab program. When contacted for comment the pirate stated “It’s plunder we be seeking!”
The pirate’s lawyer, a fellow audio animatronic pirate, was also contacted. He responded “We wants the redhead!” to all of our questions.
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