How Does Deb Wills Do It?

Deb Wills runs Allears.net. All Ears is a massive website that houses an unbelievable amount of Disney information. All Ears is the website Disney should have made and should be aspiring to match.

How does she do it? There is just so much information on there that it boggles the mind. It seems like it’s just impossible to create, never mind maintain such a database.

Deb has a few secrets!

First of all Deb has a small army of helpers including everyone’s favorite cyborg – Mike Scopa. All of the bloggers and researchers have banded together done crank out an amazing amount of data every year.

Even considering that it still seems inadequate to explain the end result. That’s because of Deb’s second secret.

After lengthy research (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more) I discovered that Deb Wills is a fake name. Maybe not fake in the true sense of the word. Maybe calling it a screen name or pen name is better.

For security reasons, Deb has to hide her real identity. Many people don’t know this but she is in a form of the witness protection program. Years ago Deb worked for Disney. She was rather famous and Disney didn’t want to let her go. Deb wanted to move on but Disney refused and threatened “action.” Not legal action but “action.”

Many people don’t know this but King Louie is actually an elite hit man. Disney pays him well to ensure no one escapes unless Disney wants them to escape. The code word for what he does is “action.”

Knowing there was no easy way out, Deb used her talents, changed her appearance, and said goodbye to her dear friends Flora and Fauna and then disappeared.

If you haven’t figured it out already Deb’s real name is Merryweather. That’s right, Deb is the blue fairy from Sleeping Beauty and that explains how Deb does what Deb does.
She uses her fairy magic to augment all of the hard work her helpers do.

You might think that’s odd because you’ve seen Merryweather in the parks. That is an imposter. It’s no the real Merryweather.

The fact that Deb is Merryweather also explains why Annette Owens has not been able to conquer All Ears. Despite Annette’s army and having the mind control known as Mouse World Radio under her control, she cannot overcome Deb’s magical prowess!