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Showing posts with label test track. Show all posts
Showing posts with label test track. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Dumbest Design in Disney World

Normally Disney is the best of the best when it comes to designing theme parks. They know how to queue, move, and direct people like no one else. However there is one ride that has a design flaw that drives me crazy.

The queue for Test Track has an awful design flaw in it that will one day cause violence. I know I normally exaggerate things but this time I am not exaggerating or trying to be funny.

After the pre-show the doors open on your right and you enter the final part of the queue. In this section you walk to the left. Here is where the flaw comes in. There are multiple pre-show rooms. When the final section of the queue backs up you end up in a scenario where one pre-show group dumps into a line instead of at the end of it. Of course they are not going to wait for the end of the line. Instead they cut everyone else who has already been waiting.

This is bad news. One of these days “Line Rage” is going to kick in and someone’s going to start swinging. I really hope before this happens the queue gets a small tweak. The easiest tweak is to just keep the doors shut until you know the group won’t dump into an existing line.

The more expensive fixes involve creating one large pre-show room or making two separate lines that take turns loading. Each preshow room would dump into a specific line.

In my opinion you will not see Disney do anything about this problem until someone gets hurt. Knowing how little patience people have I’d say that will happen sooner than later.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Bad Backs and DIsney World

I just flew into lovely (term used loosely) Baltimore. The approach was so bumpy I thought I was Kilimanjaro Safaris. That got me thinking. I have a bad back. I had back surgery when I was 17 and since then it hasn't taken much to put my back out.

As you know many rides in Disney World warn that people with back problems should not ride the ride. I've been on everything and have found that some are rough on the back while others are fine. What rides would you really warn someone with a bad back about?

These are the ones that made my short list.

Kilimanjaro Safaris is bad. Really bad, and there is no good reason for it. They thought making the road really bumpy would mimic a real safari. What it did was make it hard take pictures and make it brutal for anyone with a bad back.

Space Mountain is rough but any coaster built that long ago is rough. Space Mountain was built just before computers became common place in roller coaster design.

Dinosaur might be the worst of any ride in Disney World. It's in the dark so you have no idea where you are going or what direction you are going in. This ride will whip you.

Parts of Test Track will rough you up. For the most part on the rough road section is bad. The rest isn't too bad.

Star Tours - enough said.

Stitch's Great Escape is so bad it hurts. Doesn't really hurt you back, just your head.

I did not put Big Thunder Mountain, Rocking Roller Coaster, or Everest on my list because they tend to be some smooth that they don't bother me at all. They are the product of the computer age. Big Thunder was one of the first and it shows.

Everyone is different. I've put my back out bending over but have had no problem picking up my 80 pound dog. So that leads to another issue. G force rides. For some people these are a killer for others it's no problem.

Mission Space - This doesn't bother my but it will compress your spine. If that tends to bother you avoid this ride.

Everest - Some parts late in the ride pull some positive G forces which could bother people.

Tower of Terror - In this case it's the G forces at the bottom of the drops. They will compress your spine.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

New Video: Test Track

A video of Test Track has been posted to YouTube. The video was originally in 1080p. It was captured in March of 2010. It seems like they have recently updated the lighting because everything seems brighter.

I was stuck in the front seat which isn't great if you are filming. You get a much better video in the back seat.

The video can be viewed here.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Getting a Memorable Ride Photo

I love ride photos. Or maybe I should say I love good ride photos. Some rides have good ride photos and some of them have awful ride photos. Here is a list of photo / interaction on different rides:

Ride Quality

Splash Mountain Great
Buzz Lightyear Bad
Expedition Everest Good
Dinosaur Good
Test Track Awful
Tower of Terror Great
Rocking Roller Coaster Good
Spaceship Earth (interaction) Great

Why is Test Track awful? It’s at the end of the ride. The exciting part is done and nothing is happening. It’s also very hard to time. I’ve never seen a good photo from this ride. Everyone looks like a doofus in these photos.

There are some rules to follow when doing a ride photo. It has to be predictable or during thrilling part. That’s why Splash Mountain and Spaceship Earth are great. On Splash Mountain you know it is coming and it’s during a thrill. On Spaceship Earth it’s predicable.

Spaceship Earth is a double edged sword. I knew the face capture was coming and I knew it was going to be used in the ending. However, I didn’t know it was going to be posted up on a massive screen at the end of the ride. Why is that an issue? Because I made a funny face. Lets just say I got my butt out of the after ride section as fast as I could.

I have a demented goal when it comes to ride photos. I’ve always wanted to get a ride photo taken when I’m wearing my gas mask. I got a cheap gas mask on eBay a while back. It’s a great gag prop. I think it would be really funny to sit in the back of the log on Splash Mountain and put it on right before the drop. There are some problems with that idea. One I don’t think I could get it through airport security. Two there is a chance Disney would block it at security. Maybe some day if I drive down I’ll give it a shot.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Test Track Video Now Available

I contemplated whether or not to post this video. As you can tell my camcorder is awful in low light (if anyone knows a good one please let me know). Test Track has a lot of dark parts to it. In other words please don’t complain about the quality, I know it’s not great.

I ended up posting this because Test Track is a fun ride and some people who have ridden it might like to view this one.

I took this video in December 2008.

You can view the video HERE

Friday, June 19, 2009

Theme Parks at Night: Epcot


Epcot is one of the most unique theme parks I’ve ever been in. It is nothing like the Magic Kingdom. It really does stand out in a way that Animal Kingdom and DHS never could. When nighttime comes it has some truly jaw dropping sights.

1) Spaceship Earth: How could I not mention Spaceship Earth first? During the day it’s amazing. The way the monorail circles it is awesome. At night it truly rivals Cinderella’s Castle. In my opinion, it’s better. When it’s lighted in the peach, pink, and purple few manmade objects can match its beauty.

2) The Fiber Optics: During the day they are invisible. At night the walkways around Spaceship Earth light up with thousands of pin points of light. Words don’t describe it well. I’ve never seen this in any other theme park.

3) The France Pavilion: The France Pavilion during the day is nice. At night it’s amazing. From the fountains to its location by the river it’s really amazing.

4) Test Track: The end of test track is exciting during the day. Put the in dim light of night and you feel like you are moving even faster. If you scare easy, don’t forget your depends.