Another Year, another Group of Blocked Disney Books

Disney continued its practice of blocking books it felt were inappropriate or displayed the company in a negative light. The following list of blocked books was leaked to the press last week. This is the second list to be leaked in the last year.

I Act This Way to Get Chicks – By Dopey Dwarf

I’m Addicted to Helium– By Carl Fredrickson

Smiles in the Front – Punches in the Back: Why the Princesses Hate Each Other – By Goofy

101 Ways to Cook Venison – By Thumper

What Does Carl Smell Like? – Depends – By Russell

I’m Not Really a Hunchback – I Fake It For the Disability Benefits – By Quasimodo

I’m Not Grumpy I’m Just Tired of Stupid People – By Grumpy Dwarf

He Talks That Way Because He’s Always Drunk – By Daisy Duck

Kids Annoy Me but It Pays the Bills – By Mickey Mouse

Princess Wars: Cinderella is Mentally Ill – By Aurora

Princess Wars: Aurora is a Tramp – By Belle

Princess Wars: Jasmine Never Shuts Up – By Snow White

Princess Wars: Belle is an Arrogant Snob – By Jasmine

Princess Wars: I Want to Punch Snow White in the Face! – By Ariel

Princess Wars: Ariel is About as Smart as a Sponge – By Cinderella

Bar Hoping With the Mouse – By Kermit the Frog

I Thought He Was the Easter Bunny: How I Met My Husband – By Jessica Rabbit

Why I Refuse to Take My Ritalin – By Stich

Squirrels Are Yummy – By Dug the Dog

I’m Embarrassed by the Final Scene Too – By the Father (Carousel of Progress)

I Love French Fries – By Mr. Potato Head