Annette Owens – Butt Kicker

Annette Owens is a frequent guest host on the WDW Today podcast. She also works at MEI Mouse Fan Travel. I’d never heard of anyone who actually used MEI (this is a fictional post) so I researched it (I shouldn’t have to comment about this anymore).

MEI Mouse Fan Travel doesn’t really exist (remember FICTIONAL). If you book through them everything is done by another company. I thought that was really odd. I found out the truth when I looked into it. MEI is a front for Annette’s Army (double A). Double A is bent on conquering all things Disney. Once Disney has fallen the world will be left defenseless to her shenanigans

She has already scored some victories. One of the big obstacles in her path was Mike Scopa of WDW Today and AllEars.net. A few years ago she removed this threat. On the air she inhaled a helium balloon. She gave Mike a balloon to inhale as well. Mike’s wasn’t full of Helium. It was full of Hydrogen gas. As everyone knows Mike is a cyborg (see “Mike Scopa’s Dark Secret”). Helium wouldn’t have done anything to him. However, Hydrogen burned out his part of his central processor rendering him a feeble whit and completely controllable by Double A.

Len Testa attempted to stop her but she was able to steel all of his tequila. As everyone knows Len is an alien that needs tequila to survive (see “Len Testa – Tequila – The Shocking Connection”). He quickly caved and is now a slave to Double A.

Annette bought Mike Newell’s services and now his mind control software (see “Don’t Mess With Mike Newell”) is under the control of Double A. When the time is right everyone who listens to WDW Today and Mouse World Radio will become mindless soldiers and take over all things Disney.

Matt Hochberg was going to warn the world about the Double A threat but Double A found the truth behind his wedding (See The Hochberg Conspiracy) and threatened to blackmail him by releasing that information to the world.

You’d better stay on Annette’s good side. A cast member dressed as Mickey Mouse once stepped on her foot. Let’s just say they had to find a replacement for him.

I’m not getting involved because it’s always a good idea to be nice to people who have their own army.

Currently the only thing keeping Double A from conquering all things Disney is Deb Wills and the AllEars.net gang. They have some secret power that is keeping Double A at bay. I’ll have to do some “research” and find out what it is. Stay tuned for my results.