Many people have bought into the rumor that WDW Today is ending after their 1000th episode. The truth is it's not a rumor but a fact. However, the members of WDW Today have not been honest about why they are ending the podcast. In fact each member has their own reason for ending the show. I know why.
Extensive research and hacking into each members personal computer has allowed me to bring you this ground breaking information.
Len Testa: Len Testa is returning to his home planet where he is accepting a position with the Intergalactic Federation. His primary job will be the spreading tequila throughout the universe.
Matt Hochberg: Matt Hochberg will be focusing on his family. His goal is to have at least 15 children in an effort to score a reality TV show. It is unknown if his wife is on board with this plan or not. If his wife decides against this plan Matt will just clone himself 14 times.
Mike Scopa: Mike will be going back to crime fighting. Instead of a cop he is going to become a vigilante super hero. He will punish criminals by making them run until they pass out. Then he will place them at Gospel Brunch in Disney World to teach them some morals.
Mike Newell: Mike Newell is going back to the drawing board and will be working to make Mouse World Radio more addictive before the feds catch on and outlaw it. If they catch on he already has his house wired to explode but not until he and Mary escape in his home made hot air balloon.
Annette Owens: Annette will be organizing her army and taking over a yet to be named third world country in South America. Once she takes it over she will install herself as a ruthless dictator who makes everyone wear high heels.
Fred Hazelton: Fred will pursue his life long goal of escaping Canada.
Deb Wills: Deb will be returning to her previous life (see How Does Deb Wills Do It).
A.J. From the Food Blog: AJ is planing on eating around the world. This will most likely prove fatal as we have seen from Sip Snack and Sic.
Henry Work: As many people know Henry got a job at Disney. What he doesn't know is that they are going to scan him, dispose of him, and create a new AI Animatronic. No one will be able to tell the difference because most people confuse Henry for an animatronic anyways.
Showing posts with label Matt Hochberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Hochberg. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Len Testa is Real
The Yeti, ghosts, the boogie man, and Len Testa. All of these mythical creatures have existed in folklore and legend but there has never been any solid evidence of any of them until now.
Late on Saturday afternoon the ever elusive "Len Testa" was not just spotted but photographed in his natural environment. Notice his distinct "t" marking that separates him from the other wild animals in back of Epcot.
In this rare photo we also see that the "Len Testa" has taken a woman hostage. You can tell by the fear clearly written on her face that she is terrified and desperately wants to escape the clutches of this dangerous specimen.
It is believed that the L.T. was lured to the rear of Epcot by the myriad of smells from the Food and Wine Festival. However, there is one smell that the L.T. appears to have been following.
When this photo was taken the L.T. was seen heading in the direction of Mexico. As all L.T. hunters know it's favorite consumable, mass quantities of tequila, can be found there.
Be forewarned for the next few days you could run into a L.T. in any of the parks in Disney World. The only safe zone will be on Sunday at the Hollywood Studios. The L.T.s natural enemy, the rarely spotted "Matticakes Hochberg" is expected to be roaming that park.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Disney to Ban Ugly People from Its Parks During 2011
In a shocking move Disney has banned ugly people from its parks for 2011. In a press release that no one saw or read, Disney stated that their new promotion “Let the Memories Begin” was a little short sighted.
“We didn’t realize until it was too late the impact this promotion could have,” stated Disney spokes-animal King Louie.
He went on to explain “We told everyone that if they were in the parks there would be a chance their picture could be displayed where everyone could see it. We forgot that there are some who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
While testing the technology Disney discovered that unless they filtered the photos to remove some people, it actually drove people away. They also discovered that they could influence the crowds by posting certain photos.
Here were the results they observed when posting certain photos:
The Cousin Mickey Doesn’t Talk About – People became physically ill and children started crying. Some people fled the parks in terror.
Lou Mongello – People ate everything that wasn’t nailed down and loved everything. In fact there was not one complaint about food while his photo was posted.
Len Testa – Everyone stopped waiting in line and started following different pre-printed plans. For some odd reason, tequila sales increased by 1,000,000% during this timeframe.
Mike Scopa – Everyone signed up for the next marathon and starting giving people with young children dirty looks.
Matt Hochberg – Dinosaur shut down due to lack of interest. Animal Kingdom posted a record low attendance and DHS had to shut the gates because it hit its capacity.
Van @ Netcot – Everyone started reciting their top seven favorite things in Disney World.
Jim Hill – Blu-Ray sales dropped and digital copy sales skyrocketed.
Nathan Rose – Blu-Ray sales skyrocketed and digital copy sales plummeted.
Pete Werner – People went on rants about random subjects. Cast members were lauded for their hard work or lambasted for not caring.
Ricky Brigante – In one hour, guest relations received 100,000 requests for Alien Encounter to be brought back. There were also a ton of requests for all Halloween celebrations to be made permanent.
If the ban remains in place a class action lawsuit can be expected. Already a new group has been formed in response to the ban. “Ugly People Outraged Over Prejudices” (UPOOP) has already collected over 20,000 signatures and is planning a large scale protest.
Only time will tell if the ban remains in effect.
I hope this goes without saying but this is a fake news story. King Louie is not a Disney spokes-animal. Orangutans can’t even talk. None of the test results (except the CMDTA one) are true. Please do not try to join UPOOP. It does not exist.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Lay Off the Google!
Have you ever Googled yourself? I think almost every internet user at one time or another has. It’s only natural to be interested to see if you pop up on the information super highway.
I truly believe that some people are obsessed with Googling themselves. That is something I have learned from this blog. As you may (or in a vast majority of the cases may not) know I have been know to write about people from time to time. Most of the time my stories poke fun at people but from time to time I have been known to compliment someone. Based on the feedback I have received I think I know who does and who does not Google themselves.
Here are the ones who do:
Lou Mongello: Ok I’m convinced that Lou is addicted to Googling his name and when he finds it, he lets you know.
Matt Hochberg: Matt Googles himself to a lesser degree than Lou but like Lou he lets you know when he finds it.
Len Testa: Not as much as the other two but I’ve written so many stories about Len finding one would be like shooting fish in a bucket.
Here are the ones who do not:
Annette Owens: If she did she would have found “Annette Owens: Butt-Kicker” and I’d not longer be among the living.
Mike Newell: I’ve accused Mike of being an evil genius. If he doesn’t respond to that I don’t think he’s Googling himself.
Mike Scopa: When one is accused of being an immortal cyborg, one tends to respond. I doubt Mr. Scopa Googles his name on a regular basis.
Then again, maybe the ones I’m saying do not Google actually do but found my blog to be so foolish they did not want other people knowing they read it. After all I’m convinced that if you read my entire blog your IQ will actually do gown by the time you are finished.
Yes, that seems more likely - everyone Googles themselves.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
300 Posts – Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid
Someone once said that all good things come to an end. I guess that says a lot about this blog because it’s not stopping anytime soon. A wife who doesn’t like Disney, living about 1200 miles away, and a total lack of support hasn’t been able to stop me yet.
What stood out in posts 201 to 300?
The “CMDTA on Vacation” series is one that really stood out. That poor excuse for a vacation showed me the difference between a good cruise line and a cruise line that shouldn’t still be in business.
I covered the passing of Roy E. Disney and did a somber Year in Review.
Post #215 “Awful Weather Predicted for the First Week in March” turned out so true it scares me. I predicted the weather almost spot on, months before it happened.
I once again made fun of WDW Today personality and the Unofficial Guide co-author Len Testa. Len is always good for a fun story.
The Photo of the Week series really got going.
I uncovered another conspiracy in my “Tentfest Revenge” post.
I had a field day with the line up for Eat to the Beat.
Instead of handing out my typical “Thank You” to everyone I thought it would be more fitting to hand out apologies. I’d like to unofficially apologize to the following people for abusing them:
Taylor Dane – I know you’re not dead now.
Hanson – I’m sure some people are still entertained by you.
Kool and the Gang – 70 million people can’t be wrong…I hope.
Len “Everyone’s Favorite Alien” Testa – You don’t hate Donald Duck…I think.
Matt “Mattie Cakes” Hoochberg – For having to read all those emails I send in.
The old guy with the bad comb-over who liked to fart on his balcony during my vacation – Maybe you have colitis or something.
The cast of “It’s a Small World”- I bet you don’t like the ride either
Rick Springfield – Wait I bet you liked what I said.
Sister Hazel – You’re still making money.
Boys 2 Men – It could be worse.
The ugly guy in La Nouba – I know you don’t like being ugly
Air Supply – Over 30 years and still going.
The grumpy bus drivers in Walt Disney World – I’m sure you have a reason to be grumpy.
38 Special – Some people like mullets.
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - There are a few people who still listen to swing music.
Sugar Ray – With enough makeup I bet you’re still passable.
Night Ranger – I hear “Sister Christian” still gets played in karaoke bars everywhere.
The cast of “The Tiki Room under New Management” – Your ride isn’t awful, it’s just really bad.
Payton Manning – Actually no. I don’t like you or your brother and I have a t-shirt to prove it.
Colts Fans – Because you are Colts fans.
Everyone who likes Disney World and stumbled on this blog - Sorry
Like usual here is my list of the last 100 posts.
Post #201
Tiki Room Intro Video Posted
This is a video of the best part of the Tiki Room.
Post #202
Photo of the Week – Dreamfinder
This photo shows proof that Dreamfinder use to walk the parks as a face character
Post #203
Actual CMDTA News
A post with actual blog news…I don’t know what I was thinking
Post #204
Post #205
Be Back in a Week!
Post #206
Photo of the Week –
This is a photo of the Tower that wasn’t taken from Sunset Blvd.
Post #207
CMDTA on Vacation – NCL Jewel
This is the rant to end all rants. I rip NCL over and over in this brutal review.
Post #208
CMDTA on Vacation – Rotan
The misery of my NCL cruise continues in this post.
Post #209
CMDTA on Vacation –
If you’re tired of the NCL bashing this post is a welcome break.
Post #210
Photo of the Week - Muppets Height Requirement
A classic photo from a classic attraction at Disney Hollywood Studios
Post #211
CMDTA on Vacation – Costa Maya
The misery of our NCL cruise is almost over. Can we drown our sorrows in Costa Maya?
Post #212
CMDTA on Vacation – Great Stirrup Cay
The misery is almost over. Another NCL beatdown.
Post #213
Roy E. Disney – Dead at 79
I announce the death of Roy E. Disney and add a personal note at the end.
Post #214
Photo of the Week – The Monorail
I display a seemingly bland photo that stirs emotion in a lot of people.
Post #215
Awful Weather Predicted for the First Week in March
A humorous post about awful weather hitting the entire east coast because of two people.
Post #216
CMDTA on Vacation – The
My vacation from hell continues!
Post #217
G-Force
I finally get around to watching G-Force and review it here.
Post #218
CMDTA on Vacation – Jet Blue
I do a review of my experience flying Jet Blue. It wasn’t all good.
Post #219
Photo of the Week –
I share my photo of
Post #220
CMDTA on Vacation – The Farter
I’m now in the story phase of my vacation posts. I had to kick this phase off with the worst of the worst.
Post #221
2009 – Disney Year in Review
I do a review of the year that many people would like to forget.
Post #222
CMDTA on Vacation – Final Thoughts
I’m almost done with the vacation posts. I explain how I really feel about NCL in this post.
Post #223
Photo of the Week –
I post a photo of the best themed pavilion in Epcot.
Post #224
Illuminations Video Part One and Two Posted
I finally get around to breaking up and posting my Illuminations to YouTube.
Post #225
D23 Gets an Update
I explain the recent changes to D23 and explain why Disney can do better.
Post #226
Does NCL Do Anything Right
I explain the few things that NCL does right in this post.
Post #227
Photo of the Week –
A nice picture of the chefs in action at the California Grill
Post #228
Not On My List
I list off the attractions I’ll be avoiding on my list. Some might surprise you.
Post #229
Wish List
I cover what I’d like to see in the New Year. Don’t worry I’m not going to hold my breath.
Post #230
Photo of the Week: Jungle Cruise Humor
A photo of a classic sign in the Jungle Cruise Queue
Post #231
Len Testa Hates Donald Duck
A funny post about a fake feud.
Post #232
The WDW Today Chronicles
I finally organize the WDW Today posts into a quick reference guide.
Post #233
Peanuts – Better Than a Cast Members Wages!
I describe a recent casting call Disney made and the wages associated with it.
Post #234
What Not To Do In Disney World
I list off a bunch of things that should be common sense, but sadly, people have done.
Post #235
Photo of the Week: The Land – Hot Air Balloons
A classic photo of something that always caught my attention as a kid.
Post #236
The
I talk about an old school attraction in the
Post #237
Apple’s Tablet is out and It’s Called…the iPad…Really?
I make fun of the naming of Apples new gadget.
Post #238
Photo of the Week – Old School Pooh
An old photo of some peoples favorite bear.
Post #239
D23 the Tour!
I explain why D23 needs to do a tour.
Post #240
How to Make It to Your Trip
When your trip is coming how to do you stay calm and not go out of your mind?
Post #241
Can Up Do It?
I explain why up doesn’t stand a chance in this years Oscars.
Post #242
TouringPlans.com's Lines Review Part One
I explain an alternative use for Lines in this post.
Post #243
Photo of the Week: Belly Dancer
I couldn’t help it. I had to add the belly dancer from
Post #244
Super Bowl - I'm Going to Disney World!
I make fun of Payton Manning in this abusive post.
Post #245
Breaking the Law!
A goofy post about daring things that shouldn’t get you kicked out of the parks.
Post #246
Tent Fest Revenge
I explain why the guys at the WDW Today Podcast timed tent fest to keep me out.
Post #247
I question the thinking behind the proposed
Post #248
Matt Hochberg – Better Than Zoloft
I poke fun at one of the hosts of the WDW Today Podcast and his astonishing admission on a recent episode.
Post #249
Photo of the Week –
A Photo of the much beloved attraction.
Post #250
Disney Did Something Smart?!?
I actually give Disney credit for making a smart business decision
Post #251
WDW Today – Answers Them All Most of the Time
I review all of my WDW Today Emails
Post #252
When You're Ten Days Out
This is a useful post about dealing with weather while traveling.
Post #253
Photo of the Week: The
A photo of the classic Magic Kingdom Attraction
Post #254
Coming Soon to CMDTA!
A list of upcoming blog subjects resulting from my vacation.
Post #255
Review: The Complete Guide to Disney World
I review the 2010 Complete Guide to Disney World
Post #256
Unofficially Banned From Disney World
A fake news story about why the State of
Post #257
Photo of the Week: The Boardwalk
A lovely night time photo of the Boardwalk Resort.
Post #258
New Video – Festival of the Lion King
I posted the Festival of the Lion King to YouTube in four different parts.
Post #259
Dining Review: The Hollywood Brown
My review of the Brown Derby in DHS
Post #260
Walking Into the Prime Time
I relate our experience of eating at the bar at the 50’s Prime Time Café.
Post #261
New Video:
A decent video of the TTA after dark.
Post #262
New Video:
An actual slow motion video of the drop in slow motion. This is no a slowed down video, it was filming in slow motion.
Post #263
Photo of the Week: Nighttime Terror
A photo of the
Post #264
New Video: American Adventure Drummer Corps:
The marching band that plays in front of the American Adventure
Post# 265
New Video:
An average video the mariachi band that plays in the Mexico Pavilion. It would be better but a lot of people walked in front of me. Somehow this became my second most viewed video every.
Post #266
Year of a Million Screams
A fun dissection of kids (and parents) having meltdowns.
Post #267
New Video: Glass Worker in
A neat video of a glass worker making a Goofy figurine.
Post #268
La Nouba – Is It Worth the Money?
A review of La Nouba at Downtown Disney
Post #269
The Festival of the Lion King
I do a review of the Animal Kingdom attraction.
Post #270
Kouzzina – Poopa
My review of Cat Cora’s Kouzzina.
Post #271
Photo of the Week: The
A great photo of the temple inside the Mexico Pavilion
Post #272
Voyage of the Little Mermaid
My overview of the DHS attraction.
Post #273
New Video –
A new video of
Post #274
New Video: Pirates of the
An ok video of a beloved Disney classic.
Post #275
Photo of the Week: The Best Sign in Disney World
A photo of the Hollywood Tower Hotel sign when the LEDs are lit up.
Post #276
It’s a Small, Awful, Painful, Boring, World
A lovely review of one of the most painful rides in Disney World.
Post #277
Tusker House Review
My review of the Animal Kingdom buffet location.
Post #278
Le Cellier: Does It Match the Hype?
My review of the famous Le Cellier.
Post #279
Boy Dies at
Breaking news about a 10 year old boy involved in an accident in Disney World.
Post #280
New Video: Big
A decent video of BTM originally in 1080p.
Post #281
New Video: Test Track
An ok video of Test Track.
Post #282
Streetmosphere
I do an overview of a couple of the random shows in Disney Hollywood Studios.
Post #283
Miracle Ear Must Have Boosted Their Sponsorship
I expose the conspiracy again! Disney World isn’t just the happiest place on Earth it’s the loudest.
Post #284
Review: The Boardwalk Resort
My review of the Boardwalk Inn Resort.
Post #285
Photo of the Week: Illuminations from the Boardwalk
A great photo of Illuminations taken from a room at the Boardwalk
Post#286
New Video: Gran Fiesta Tour
A decent video of the boat ride in the Mexico Pavilion
Post #287
New Video: Wishes
A decent video of Wishes from a different view point,
Post #288
Beauty and the Beast Live
My review of the live attraction at DHS.
Post #289
Sponge Bob Must Die!
A classic photo you can’t find anywhere else. Only in NH would you burn Sponge Bob in a bon fire.
Post #290
What Not to Wear in the Parks
This is a non-fiction article about the horrific things people have worn into the theme parks.
Post #291
Review: The Garden Grill
My review of the Garden Grill in the Land Pavilion.
Post #292
Photo of the Week – The Brown
A cool photo of the Brown Derby’s sign at night.
Post #293
Another View of the Hoop Dee Doo Review
I go back and do the Hoop Dee Doo again.
Post #294
Review: The Color Companion to the Unofficial Guide
My review of one of the best guides around.
Post #295
Review: TouringPlans.com’s “Lines” In Action
My review of “Lines” based on using it in all four Disney parks.
Post #296
Eat to the Beat
I have a field day with the lineup for Eat to the Beat.
Post #297
Review: The
My review of the
Post #298
Wow That Was Bad
My overview and video of an awful jungle cruise ride.
Post #299
Photo of the Week: The Electric Water Pageant
A fun picture of the Disney classic
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
WDW Today – Answers Them All Most of the Time
I’ve emailed into a number of Disney Podcasts. I’ve gotten responses back from most of them and emails read on three of them. Most go through a major screening process and only select a few emails. WDW Today is different.
WDW Today will answer almost any email that is not offensive. Then again if it’s only mildly offensive they’ll probably answer that too.
Don’t believe me? Here are my emails:
Written – September 10th 2008
Subject – When to Go Question
Notes – My first ever email
Status - Answered
I’ve always visited Disney World in December because the crowds are so small. My wife and I are not fans of the holidays so it’s almost a detraction when we go in December. Is there a time of year we can go, see crowd levels similar to December, and not run into the heat and ride closures of September?
We live in NH so 50 or higher is considered a heat wave. 90 or higher is cruel and unusual punishment.
Also, whatever time you recommend would it be beneficial to buy an annual pass if we are staying for 8 to 10 days? Would the discounts at the resorts be worth it?
I’m asking because the I couldn’t find a direct answer in the Unofficial Guide *ding* or Touringplans.com *ding* (I’m not complaining I love both of them).
Thanks for your help!
Written – September 22nd 2008
Subject – Places to Sleep
Notes – I almost made Scopa sick with this one.
Status – Answered
I enjoyed the podcast on places to sleep in the parks but I couldn’t help but start thinking of the most dangerous places to sleep. You guys should really do that as a show. I thought of the most dangerous one.
Wonders of Flight (that’s the name of the bird show in Animal Kingdom right?). Why? Just imagine falling asleep with your head cocked back and your mouth open. Roller coasters might give you whiplash, you might slump over and drool on another person during one of the shows, but only at Wonders of Flight could you end up with poo in your mouth.
Written – January 16th, 2009
Subject – It’s Not Wheat it’s More a Canary…
Notes – Nothing like an email about peeing – First mention of my blog.
Status – Answered
I couldn’t help but cringe when I heard Len’s experience in the marathon. I’ve suffered on both ends of the dehydration experience. I’ve learned some valuable lessons:
It’s not a good idea to hike a mountain in 85 degree heat, eat an entire bag of beef jerky on the summit and then run out of water a mile later when you have another six to go.
They say to look for wheat colored pee? What if it’s orange and you have cotton mouth? Does that count?
I’ve also learned that drinking too much is dangerous. I was climbing the Huntington Ravine trail on
I know TMI J Keep up the good work guys!
Written – February 2nd 2009
Subject – Reviews
Notes – First use of my standard signature
Status – Answered
I agree with most of the points you guys made in your most recent podcast. My wife and I got the dining deluxe plan and hit ton of places. I then went and reviewed most of the places on my blog. Here is what I found:
Poor (overall)
Yak(yack) and Yeti
Artist Point
Citricos
Average
Prime Time Café
The Wave
The Restaurant in
The Restaurant in
Recommended
The
Narcoossees
Chefs de France
Hoop De Doo Review
Café Kona
The sad part is most of the ones that fell into Average would have been recommended if you didn’t need a second mortgage to dine at them. That’s amazing considering all of them are only one credit on the dining plan. If I didn’t have the dining plan I wouldn’t eat there again. What’s really sad is that two of the three in that I gave awful reviews to are Signature dining experiences that cost one first born child or two credits on the dining plan. Take price out of the equation and Artist Point and Citricos barley hit average. There is just no hope for YACK and Yeti.
The Unofficial Guide is mostly accurate. I think the only place where I disagree is with Yak and Yeti and Citricos.
Thanks!
Written – February 10th 2009
Subject – Tee Shirt Ideas
Notes – Oldest unanswered email
Status – Never going to be answered
Did you guys ever think about selling tee shirts for charity that say “I listened to 500 podcasts and all I got was this tee shirt?” I know I’d buy one.
You could also do catch phrases with the WDW Today logo on them.
Another idea is selling eating and drinking around the world shirts.
How about “I survived the, “Len Testa Tequila is now being served in
Ok I’m done.
Written – February 13th 2009
Subject – Failed!
Notes – I struck a nerve with Scopa on this one.
Status – Answered
Here is a failed attraction for you – that awful roller coaster in
- It’s ugly
- The queue stinks
- The ride vehicle is AWFUL
- They try to cram four people in one car
- My wife cracked her ribs on it and complained for a month afterwards
- It loads about eight people an hour
Here is another one – everyone will hate me for this: Winnie the Pooh!
You don’t replace a classic with an attraction that at best breaks even. Pooh isn’t bad but I was very disappointed by it. The entire time I was on it I kept thinking “they got rid of Mr. Toad for this?”
Written – March 30th 2009
Subject –Live Show
Notes – Answered within days. Maybe fastest response ever!
Status – Answered
Is there a way to send out an email reminder to people to listen to the live show? I forgot to tune in again. Now I have to email my question and wait until Len can I claim Social Security benefits. I’d say Scopa but I heard the when you hit 150 the government cuts you off.
When Disney offers the free dining, are you stuck with that plan or will they allow you to apply the daily value towards Dining Deluxe or another larger plan?
Written – April 1st 2009
Subject –Epcot Resorts
Notes – One of the most useful answers I’ve received
Status – Answered
I need some help planning my next trip. My wife and I know we want to stay at an Epcot resort because we like the idea of being able to walk to Epcot and DHS.
Which resort should we do? Swan and Dolphin are out because we’ll probably be on the dining plan. Can you do some of the pros and cons of the remaining resorts?
Written – April 15th 2009
Subject –Need Hotel Help!
Notes – They left off the P.S. part
Status – Answered
When going to Disney I like to fly down the night before and stay one night a non-Disney hotel so I can get to the parks early but not pay through the nose by adding another night at Disney. Last time I stayed at the Hyatt in the airport. It was very nice but expensive.
I’m looking for the cheapest hotel that runs a shuttle to the airport. Any ideas on a good close motel / hotel?
I’m not concerned about getting to Disney the next morning. We use Happy Limo. They’ve always been great.
Thanks guys,
P.S. has Len ever been to NH? I figured Scopa told him about the liquor stores. I figured after hearing about those he jumped on the first plane.
Written – April 22nd 2009
Subject –Now I’m Scared
Notes – Answered in the normal part of the show.
Status – Answered
I think the cold in NH freezes people’s brains and affects them over the long run. When Scoppa gave his opinions on the Pooh ride it was like listening to myself, and that’s scares me.
Now for my actual comment – Newell needs to find a way to take back the “DING!” Hearing Scoppa’s “DING” is like getting hit with a sonic boom. After you automatically look around and make sure none of your windows shattered and then check your ears for blood.
Newell needs to upgrade. I’m thinking a gong should suffice. I bet the first time he sets that off, Scoppa falls out of his chair.
Just let me know first so I get some ear plugs.
Written – April 27th 2009
Subject –To Yak or not to Yak
Notes – Answered in the normal part of the show but was put up for last question a number of times. Spawned a number of further questions and blog posts.
Status – Answered
I went to Ya(c)k and Yeti on my last trip to the world. It was possibly the worst meal I had the entire trip. I ordered the duck. I was nasty. It was drier than beef jerky. Jerky has more flavor too. We got the seared pot stickers, or what every they are. They were gummy and nasty. It was so bad I don’t think I’d ever consider going back.
There is a certain guy who does another podcast, who loves to eat, and whose name can be used as a greeting or as a curse when you’re angry. That guy loves Yak and Yeti and even calls it the best restaurant inside a theme park. The Unofficial Guide gave it good reviews too.
Am I alone in my dislike of Yak and Yeti? Did I just go there on an off day?
Written – June 8th 2009
Subject –Matt Would Be Deported From
Notes – In response to the now infamous
Status – Answered
My wife isn’t a big Disney fan but I made her listen to episode 575 when you did your overview of the
My wife spent most of the time yelling at my iPod. She kept reminding Matt that IKEA is from
I’m amazed the cast members working the pavilion didn’t chase Matt out.
I also have to say, how could you watch that movie and not laugh yourself silly when they show
Written – June 30th 2009
Subject –Haircut
Notes – Took seven months to get answered
Status – Answered
How do you get your haircut at the Main Street Barber Shop in the
Written – June 30th 2009
Subject – People I Don’t Want to Meet
Notes – Answered before “Haircut” even though it was email after
Status – Answered
I’m sorry to ask this question of you guys but I don’t know who else I can ask.
I searched eBay the other day for Disney Pins. I came across bathroom pins. They are pins of the bathroom signs. WHO IS BUYING THESE!?!
Why!?!
Why do you want to collect pins that have the bathroom signs on them?
What kind of a vacation did you have where these cause nostalgia?
Again, sorry to ask but I couldn’t imagine the number of people who’d want these would be high enough to warrant producing them.
Maybe there is a poo around the world club that I don’t know about.
Written – July 14th 2009
Subject – Magical Depress
Notes – Took about six months to get an answer
Status – Answered
I just got done listening to the episode on the the Magical Express. Before our last trip my wife and I did a lot of research on it and were planing on using the service. We figured that from the time we got on the bus to the time we were checked in and ready to go to the parks would be about two and a half hours.
At the last minute we decided to scrap the Magical Express and go with Happy Limo. We beat the buses, got to Disney, and were checked in within an hour. That left us time to ride Soarin' via the standby line and get fast passes for Test Track before our ADR for lunch.
We were very happy we did that. We were waiting for Illuminations to start when someone noticed my Red Sox shirt. Turns out they were from Mass and had just arrived that morning like we did. They took the "Magical" Express. Combined with the lines at the airport, wait for the bus, being in the back of the bus and having about six familes get off ahead of them at their resort, it took them four hours from getting in line in the airport to getting checked in at their resort. They also complained that didn't realize how long it would take for their bags to arrive. All they had were winter clothes with them. Those are great for
I just wish they could have been around on the return trip to the Airport. My wife and I got upgraded at no charge to a limo. I couldn't help but think of how they were ending their vacation.
I figure you'll save between one and three hours, get better service, greatly reduce your stress, and have your bags when you need them if you avoid the Magical Depress.
Written – July 22nd 2009
Subject – Take Two
Notes – Most recently answered question
Status – Answered
I'll call into a live show and explain why my experience at Citricos was so horrifying and why
One thing I did want to bring out is why the Unofficial Guide, AllEars.net, and other resources are so valuable. Without them I'd never consider giving a restaurant a second chance. When the majority rave about a place and you have an awful experience, at least you know if you go back there is a good chance it will be better. The only reason I'd ever consider going back to Citricos is because of the various positive reviews.
That being said you have to keep buying the guides and checking the reviews. Things change. There was a day when Artist Point was one of the best restaurants in Disney World. There was also a day when Le Cellier was a cafeteria and served slop.
Written – August 3rd 2009
Subject – WDW Today Goes to
Notes – Never Answered
Status – Will never be read over the air…I think.
SEE BLOG POST OF THE SAME NAME
Written – August 14rd 2009
Subject – New Disney Promotion
Notes – None
Status – Pending
Disney is dumping the "What Will You Celebrate" promotion next year. They are replacing it with "Come Be Broke With Us!"
All the characters will be dressed like hobos and they will panhandle from the guests.
Written – September 8th 2009
Subject – Tipping
Notes – None
Status – Pending
There is one flaw in Matt's reasoning for tipping depending on service as far as housekeeping goes.
I attend a convention every year. We get the same reminders every year before we go. One of the big ones they make sure everyone is aware of is the need to leave a tip every day, not just on the last day of your visit. The reason is, if you stay three days you could have three different housekeepers. The assignments change on a daily basis depending on occupancy and state of the rooms.
The only exception is on a cruise. You get the same person everyday.
Written – November 13th 2009
Subject – Too Many To Choose
Notes – Put in the running for the last question twice
Status – Pending
I used a well known Disney travel agent for my trip in Feb / March 2010. I really not impressed and I'm regretting using them.
I know there are a ton of Disney travel agents and was hoping you could refer a few. I know MEI Mouse Fan Travel would be on your list but are there any others?
Written - December 2nd 2009?
Subject – I Missed the Live Show but I have a Doctors Note
Notes – Put in the running for last question twice.
Status – Pending
INFO NOT AVAILABLE
Written – December 23rd 2009
Subject – Bad Movies Never Die - They Go to
Notes – Put in the running for the last question but totally rejected by Newell
Status – Pending
When I sent my email "Matt Would Be Deported From Norway," I was just joking around. I'm surprised to find out how many listeners were put off by that episode. I really wonder if any of them have seen that movie. There are a few things you have to remember about the
1 - The cast members working there know the movie is awful so they try and compensate by turning the volume up to 11 (I bet Len got that joke). That movie is so loud I'm thinking about bringing earplugs next time.
AND
2 - Anyone who really wants to see that movie changes their mind about thirty seconds in and leave. The other people are there for laugh factor. The
Written – December 23rd 2009
Subject – Len Owes Me Lunch
Notes – This spawned a blog post – See Len Testa Hates Donald Duck. Hochberg also had perfect timing when reading this email. He really caught Len by the tail.
Status – Answered
When you responded to my email about my experience at Yak and Yeti (Yak Yack and Yeti) Len and Scopa had a field day when I said I ordered the duck. Len actually stated in disbelief "Who orders the duck?"
Well to be truthful it's all Len's fault! Len is the reason I ordered the duck. The Duck is recommended in the Unofficial Guide. If you don't believe me check either of the last two editions. My faith in the good book has been compromised!
Don't let Len try to claim that other people assist with the Unofficial Guide. We all know Len is responsible for every single word, drawing, map, photo, and reader comment in the good book.
Oh and just for the record - Yes Scopa I did get stuck with the "bill."
Written – December 29th 2009
Subject – If Mongello Can Do It So Can You
Notes – Put in the running for the final question once
Status – Pending
I was just wondering - you have a ton of stuff in your store but no page a day calendar. I think that would be a great addition. I'd buy one in a heart beat. It can't be too hard to do if Mongello does one every year.
Some of the stuff that could be in there:
Newell's Wiki Fun Facts
This Day in Scopa History
Len's Drink of the Week
Annette's Fabulous Tips
Matt's DHS Trivia
Strangest Listener Emails
Funniest Listener Emails
It Came From The Live Show
and others
Written – January 25th 2010
Subject – I Grew Up On Street Fighter – Scopa Grew Up On…
Notes – Put in the running for the final question once
Status – Pending
Back in the 80's I remember the
The one on Main Street USA had some amazing antique cartoon viewers and mechanical games. Anyone know what happened to these when the arcade was shut down?
I figured Scopa would remember these. It's not often he runs into something in Disney World older than he is.
Written – February 10th 2010
Subject – Party Pooper and I’m Not Talking About Annette
Notes – Put in the running for the final question once
Status – Pending
I recently found out that
Written – February 17th 2010
Subject – Male Pattern Blindness
Notes – None
Status – Pending
I know Streetmosphere Characters exist. I know photopass cast members exit. I know I never see either of them. On my last trip I didn't see a single Streetmosphere character and I only saw one photopass cast member near the castle. That's it just one on my entire trip.
Where do these people hide? Do they have some kind of dork radar that goes off when I get too close? Or is this a case of the Male Pattern Blindness that my wife often accuses me of? You know, the blindness that strikes when you look in the fridge or try to find anything your wife asked you to grab for her. The blindness where you can't see something right in front of you unless someone else points it out.
These do not include live show questions. If you want a question answered and need an answer soon, call the live shows.
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