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Showing posts with label boat ride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boat ride. Show all posts

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wow That Was Bad

I did a post a while back called “The Hit or Miss Ride.” It was about how having the right skipper either made the Jungle Cruise one of the best or one of the worst rides.

On my 2008 vacation we had an amazing skipper. She was awesome. On our last vacation we had a bad skipper. He wasn’t interactive, we couldn’t hear him, he didn’t do anything fun. He was just going through the motions. It was so bland that I can’t think of one thing that was good about it.

I’ve posted the video on YouTube so you can see what ride is like. Click here to see it.

I don’t have anything against this guy. He just really needs to take some notes from the other skippers. He could vastly improve. I hope he’s new. At least then I would understand. I guess he could be having a bad day too.

Monday, March 29, 2010

It’s a Small, Awful, Painful, Boring, World

My wife and I had a fast pass for Peter Pan, 20 minutes to wait, and didn’t want to backtrack after a day of bouncing around the Magic Kingdom. What could we do?

It’s a Small World had a zero wait time so we got on. There is a reason it had a zero wait time. That should have been a warning for us.

I’d been on It’s a Small World when I was a kid. I didn’t remember out right hating it but things change over time. To say this ride was painful is an understatement. It was awful. I’ll have night terrors for months because of this ride. Only drugs could have made this ride enjoyable.

How bad could it be? It was so bad my wife and I wished we had sat on bench for the 20 minutes we had to wait for Peter Pan. People watching would have been much better.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Norway


I remember when I was a kid Norway was brand new. It was the last country to be added to the world showcase and it was exciting. I thought the trolls were cool, the people talked funny (hey I was like eight back then), and there was a boat ride!

In the late 80’s the boat ride in Norway was amazing. I made my parents take me on it a bunch of times because I loved it.

On my last trip I was a little excited to go back to this ride. Could Maelstrom hold up after 20 years? Well…kind of.

I have to say the mural in the queue is as good as I remember it. If you’ve never seen it you need to go over to this ride and check it out. I really think making a good mural has become a lost art. So many classic murals have been destroyed over the years. It’s really sad how many of those classics have bitten the dust and it seems like new rides don’t have murals.

The ride is still enjoyable. The beginning seems corny now. The eyes that light up as you ascend up the lift his is really showing its age. Many of the scenes are still very nice and have even taken on an almost iconic feel to them now. The troll scene in particular has become a classic. You won’t find another scene like this anywhere. Your boat seems like it is going to go off a cliff but instead the trolls send you backwards down a “waterfall.” What comes next always amazed me as a kid. The oil platform seemed so big when I was a kid. As an adult I can see why. It is two stories tall. Anything that is inside and two stories tall is big.

One thing that is often overlooked in older rides is the background. At most theme parks you ignore the background because there is not much to see. In Disney dark rides the backgrounds are amazing. In the oil platform scene in Maelstrom the background is great. You can see the flames on other oil platforms. This might not seem like a big deal but the flames are moving. You could cut corners and just paint them on. That’s what most theme parks would have done. Disney gave the background a lifelike feel by that simple detail.

Anyone who has ridden Maelstrom remembers the end of the boat ride. You arrive in a quaint costal town lit up by street lights. The attention to detail here is amazing. It is hard to describe how pleasant this little holding tank is. I use that term because it really is just a holding tank for the Norway movie.

Once the doors open, the smart people run through and right out the exit, the inexperienced, mentally ill, or sadists, sit down and watch the movie. I’ve covered this movie before. It is worth watching at least once. Mainly because it is so outdated that you can’t help but laugh. This movie, more than any other in Disney World is painfully outdated.

Despite the movie and some outdated effects, Maelstrom is still a classic. Next I need to find someone who has never been on it so I can see if I’m right or if nostalgia is influencing my opinions.