World famous celebrity Chicken Little organized a massive protest against Disney after last weeks announcement that Disney plans to replace their “All Beef” hotdogs with hotdogs made up of a combination of beef, and chicken.
“I’m doing this for chickens everywhere,” stated Chicken Little in an interview with CNN – Chicken Nation News.
When asked about the cows whose lives would be saved by the switch, Little responded “why would I care about a bunch of grass chewers?”
Little’s response upset Bertha Chuck, head of the grassroots organization Cows Raging Against People. “C.R.A.P.s position has always been one of universal protection. We fight for the rights of all animals, not just cows. Little’s brazen insensitivity to non-avian species is deplorable.”
Little has stated that an estimated 100,000 chickens have signed on for a massive protest in Disney World in the near future.
“I’d announce the date but then it wouldn’t be a surprise. We don’t want Disney to be prepared for our arrival. It’ll be a more effective demonstration that way,” stated Little.
In a bold move Chuck said that C.R.A.P would be protesting Little’s protest on the same day. “We’ll be ready to move as soon as we find out when their protest is.”
Regardless of where you may stand on the issue, be prepared for a lot Chicken and C.R.A.P to descend on Disney World in the near future.
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