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Friday, April 17, 2009

Paak Daa Kah Ova Deah – A Pronunciation Guide

If you visit NE be prepared for some of the best slang and accents in the world! We have a big mix. People from Conn have NY accents. People from Mass have classic Boston accents. People from Maine have Mainer accents or French accents if they live near Lewiston / Auburn. People from NH have a NE accent if they live in the middle, a Boston accent if they live in the south, a Maine accent if they live in the west and can’t speak if they live in the east. We also have the most demented pronunciations on Earth. We have such a hodgepodge of Native American and English inspired words that no one really knows why we talk like we do. This should help you to fit in if you come up here:

Car – Kah
Park – Pahk
Roof – Ruf
Portsmouth – Port-smith
Boston – Baaw-stun
Bar – Bah
Youkilis – Youk.
Worchester – Wuss-tah
Methuen – Ma-thu-inn
Ortiz – Big Papi
Pedroia – Pa-droi-a-tha-dee-stroi-a
Wicked Good– Wik-idd Guud
Belichick – Coach
Haverhill – Hey-va-ril
That Guy – Dat Gi
This Guy – Dis Gi
Metro Boston Transit Authority – Da Tee
Bangor – Bang-ga
“You’re a Damon” – (NE version of calling someone Benedict Arnold)
Concord – Con-card
Nashua – Na-shu-wa
Piscataqua – Piss-cat-ah-qa
Milk Shake – Frappe
Durgin Park – Der-gin Pahk
Garden – Ga-din
Umilie – U-mill-e
Dover – Do-va
Mangini – Loser
Yankees – E-vil Em-pi-ah
Sucker – Suk-ah
Jets – (Four letter word - considered offensive)
“Manning Lover”– (One of the ultimate NE insults – only use if you’re trying to pick a fight)
“Mangini is better than Belichick” – (Utter if you are suicidal and want do die within 20 seconds)
ARod – Ded-beet
Stapler – Stay-pl-a
Farmington – Faa-min-tun
Rochester – Raw-ches-taKatahdin – KAH-TAH-DIN

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