Ok how did this happen? Two hundred posts. I know there are some people out there that say it’s two hundred too many but I like to think there is someone out there who has read this blog and at least smiled.
By this point someone out there must have lost a bet. If I had to wager on it, it would be either Len Testa or Matt Hochberg. I knew I’d make it at least this far because of an overactive imagination and possible adult ADD. That’s a good creative mix. It allows you to hear something innocent or something other people would completely overlook and run rampant with it.
I want to thank everyone who have been the subject of one of my posts and who has not sued me after. Once again the gang at WDW Today got hit the hardest. However, Nathan Rose, Jim Hill, Ricky Brigante, and Lou Mongello were also thrown under the bus in the last 100 posts.
So here we go. Posts 101 – 200:
Electric Water Pageant Video
This was my third announced video. Don’t complain about the quality. My wife did the video.
Video number four! It’s not the best quality but it’s still a fun video. Like I’ve said my camcorder stinks.
I had to do a Captain EO tribute after Michael Jackson died. It’s fun to jump on the band wagon sometimes.
Epcot Runs Out of Nachos
A fake news report about a surge in nacho orders in Epcot. This post was inspired my Mike Newell’s near fatal attempt to eat around the world.
The Land Greenhouse Video Posted
This is a short video of the greenhouse section of the Living with the Land Attraction.
The Best Souvenirs Are Free
A story about collecting fast passes and which ones I have collected.
My review of the table service restaurant in
I explain why I like turkey legs and why you’re a loser if you don’t.
Disney Announces New Service for Divided Homes
This is a fake news story that announces a new service for people whose spouses dislike Disney World.
A fake report about a new mountaineering challenge involving Disney World.
Nathan Rose vs. Jim Hill – The Wager
A very fake story about blu-ray vs. digital copy and how Jim Hill and Nathan Rose caused a cosmic shift in the world of entertainment.
The Jumping Fountains
I discuss the jumping fountains in the imagination pavilion. This post is a lead up to my post about the rides at the imagination pavilion.
Captain Jack Sparrow’s Pirate Academy Video Has Been Posted
I caught this show in December 2008 and like all things Disney, it ended up on YouTube. This does not include the cast member who later died.
Test Track Video Now Available
A half decent video of Test Track in Epcot. You can really see my master film making skills on this one. WARNING: I’m so bad at film making this may cause motion sickness.
Theme Parks at Night: The Magic Kingdom
This is my overview of the best things in the magic kingdom at night. This was the post I accidently deleted and had to rewrite.
Dancing Fountains Video Has Been Posted
This is the announcement for my Epcot fountains video that is located on my YouTube channel.
New G-Force Attraction Planned
This is a demented fake announcement of a new G-Force themed attraction where guests are placed in a giant hamster cage.
Rumors Are Fun!
I review rumors that are likely to happen, the ones that might happen, and they ones that are total fiction.
Ride Photos are Fun
This is one of my favorites. I do an overview of a classic ride photo that has every kind of rider in it. From screaming kid to the person who has no idea what’s going on, it’s all in there.
Everyone Has a Favorite
This is a rather creepy post about a hidden fact. All guys have a favorite princess. Props to M. Scopa and C. Martin for inspiring this one.
Herding Cats is Easier
A story about my efforts to get wife to go on a variety of rides a Disney fan wouldn’t like.
Yeti Virus Outbreak Shuts Down Animal Kingdom
This is a fake news story about a fake virus outbreak in the Animal Kingdom
Grumpy Flies Defamation Suit
This is a fake story about Grumpy suing people who call him a little person.
Hold It In – We All Win!
A fake news story about Disney’s newest “green” promotion.
To Pin or not to Pin
This is my overview of Disney Pins and the rules I follow for collecting them.
WDW Today Goes to
What happens when the gang from WDW Today does the
Another Year Announced – Nothing Like Being Consistent.
I discuss Disney raising their ticket prices and even offer a replacement for “What Will You Celebrate.”
New Exhibit Announced For Downtown Disney
This is one of my personal favorites. This is a post about a new exhibit featuring things guests have left behind in the parks.
The Imagination Pavilion Rehab – How Not to do a Rehab
I discuss one of Disney’s biggest blunders ever in this post.
Getting a Memorable Ride Photo
I do an overview of the good and bad ride photos in the world. I also explain my plans to obtain the best photo ever.
Yeti Sues Disney over Breach of Contract
I explain why the Yeti in Animal Kingdom is suing Disney. I also give an alternative reason why the yeti is in the stupid B mode.
One of the Best Dining Deals in Disney
In this post I explain why the Hoop Dee Doo Review is the best dining value in WDW.
New Servers at Yak and Yeti
I explain the plan to improve Yak and Yeti without doing anything to the awful food.
Facebook is Evil…..but Everyone’s On It
I relate my experience with Facebook in this post. I also explain who was the fastest person to respond to a friend request.
I Want Number Two!
I express my desire to see Disney come out with a new Walt Disney World Explorer.
Disney Announces Nationwide Rehab Centers
This fake news story announces Disney’s new rehab centers for the treatment of Disney withdrawal.
Man Seriously Injured on “It’s A Small World”
This is a fake news report about a man who got beaten up by a bunch of dolls
Disney to Install Giant Magnets
A fake news story about Disney’s newest idea to generate new revenue…at least I hope it’s fake. I hope I didn’t just give them an idea.
The Sims 3 + Disney World = MEGA MONEY!
I explain why Disney and EA should hook up and make a killer expansion pack for the Sims 3.
Upcoming Restaurant Reviews
This post shows how my brain works. I plan out my dining locations before I even know when I’m going or what parks I’ll be in on what days.
I discus the recent string of accidents in Disney World and actually defend Disney (imagine that) in this post.
No Godfather Lives Forever
I explain who the successor to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is and next Godfather of the WDW Mafia. I also explain why you should never get on Lou Mongello’s bad side.
Swiss Family Tree House
I do a review of the classic attraction and discuss its future.
Disney Taps Wasted Energy Source
In this fake news story I explain Disney’s plan to capture people’s flatus and convert them into energy.
Disney Considers Re-release of Snow White with Missing Dwarves
This is one of my favorites. This fake news story explains how Disney is going to release the original, unedited version of Snow White. You might want to keep the kids away from this one.
In this fake news story I explain how Len Testa single handedly ransacked
Breaking News: Disney Buys Marvel for 4 Billion
This was an actual news story and commentary in regards to the announcement that Disney bought Marvel.
Another Year, another Group of Blocked Disney Books
This is the sequel to my previous Disney book post. This one is just as messed up. You might want to keep the kids away from this one.
Disney to Test Parents before Entering the Parks
This is a fake announcement regarding a new program to test parents for intelligence and common sense before allowing them to bring kids into the parks.
Buffets Are Fun
I explain the joys of eating at a buffet and the help identify personality types while people watching at them.
I explain why the speedway needs to be euthanized in this post.
It’s Your Right but it is not Right
This is one of my favorites. I discuss vacation etiquette and basic vacation rules in this rant.
The Best Restrooms in Disney World
A discussion about where to “go” in Disney World.
Mourners Expelled from the
A fake news story about a bunch of toads who were expelled from the
Did Someone Forget to Google It?
This is a funny review of some extremely poor ideas that somehow saw the light of day.
I discuss the proposed
I discuss the proposed star tours update and one major problem with it.
Disney to Expand
This is a fun, fake news story about Disney going nuts over holiday decorations.
Pirates of the
I talk about the new pirates movie and why I’m not excited about it. I also complain about the direction the series went in.
Did the Expo Make D23 Worth It?
I rip D23 once again in this post. I show why it’s a horrible value for a majority of people.
I give details about my next vacation which I’m not really excited about.
WDW Starts Their Fifth Season without a Fatality
I explain the highlights (or low lights depending how you look at it) of the first four seasons of WDW Today.
The Country Bear Jamboree
I do an overview of the beloved but outdated attraction.
Buy 4 Get 3 Free Making a Comeback?
I leak the leaked info and give some tips for dealing with crowds.
Princess Separate Meet and Greet Areas Demanded – Not Desired
I explain why Disney is building separate princess locations in the new
Disney Releases Travel Advisory
A fake news release about a Disney Travel Advisory regarding yours truly.
I do an overview of some of Disney’s best promotions and one that didn’t work that well.
Lou Mongello Breaks Disney Record
In this fake yet amusing story, I explain how Lou Mongello ate EVERYTHING at the Food and Wine festival.
Protesters Object to New Hot Dogs in Disney World
This is a fake news story about Chicken Little protesting the change in hotdogs at Disney World.
I do an overview of BTM and explain it’s back story.
I do an overview of the Maelstrom in the Norway Pavilion.
To Group or not to Group
I do a comparison of going to Disney as a group or not in this post.
Stich Needs a Break
I rant about Disney abusing the Stich character and what they should be doing with him.
Breaking the Mold
I explain which rides in WDW broke the mold and why.
Epic Mickey the Mickey Mouse Video Game
I give some details regarding the new Epic Mickey video game.
The Death of Cinderella’s Royal Table
I explain why Disney is genius for ruining a restaurant in this post.
Matt Hochberg Isn’t Afraid of Dinosaur
In this shocking expose I reveal why Matt Hochberg hates Dinosaur.
My Next Trip
I relate what it’s like to wait for 9 months to book a trip you want to take and then finally get to book it.
The Temporary Show That Never Stopped
In this post I do an overview of the Electric Water Pagent and explain why it was created.
A fake news report about some insane new features added to
Why the Boardwalk?
I explain why I’m staying at the Boardwalk Inn and why I’m not going to Cat Cora’s new restaurant during my next trip.
Pink and Purple Monorails to be Decommissioned
I discuss the tow monorails that were involved in accidents being shutdown and why some of the monorail freaks will be disappointed.
Massive Fire in NC Linked to Podcast Personality
In this fake news story I accuse Len Testa of jerry rigging his iPhone to get better 3G reception while using it as a hot plate and listening to Mouse World Radio.
The Problem with Planning
This is a brief overview of why Disney constructs their rides when the character or subject seems a little outdated.
Ricky Brigante Loves Halloween…For a Reason
In this post expose Ricky for what he is.
How to Plan a Disney Trip
I explain the steps involved in planning a Disney trip.
Halloween is Over – Bring Out the Fat Man
This is a post that makes fun of Disney for dedicating one third of the year to two holidays.
The Best Celebrities in Disney World
I do the good the bad and the ugly of Celebrity appearances in Disney World rides.
Picture of the Week: The Only Booze in the
In my first picture of the week I show where you can find booze in the magic kingdom.
I explain what a wow moment is and some of my favorite wow moments in Disney World.
I do an overview of the show that’s lasted 40 years and give props to Jim Henson.
Vampire Sues Disney for Discrimination
A funny fake news story about a vampire trying to sue Disney.
Photo of the Week – The Skyway
A funny, fake news story about the bears being so over weight their stage was starting to crack.
New Rewards Program
A fake news story about a new kind of “stimulus” Disney will be rolling out.
Disney to Offer New Childcare Program
A fake press release about a new insane method of child care coming to Disney World.
New Sanitizers to be Placed in the Parks
A fake news release about Disney going to extremes to prevent the spread of swine flu
Photo of the Week – 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
This is an old school photo of the classic ride.
New Video Posted – Disney Montage!
I finally got around to editing a bunch of my video together. It’s not great but some people might like it!