Twisted Disney is back up. It's in both Kindle and paperback formats. The paperback is a 6x9, black and white print.
The cover has been swapped out with a more fitting picture. The description has been updated to stress that it is a collection of short stories. For some reason, a number of people thought it was something different and complained.
The grammar has been overhauled and it should have very few mistakes now.
You can see a preview or but either version here.
Showing posts with label twisted disney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twisted disney. Show all posts
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Saturday, September 7, 2013
When Is CMDTA's Pictorial Guide to Disney World Being Released?
I announced a few weeks ago that I was putting together a new kind of guide book. I have been working on it. The Magic Kingdom section is done and the Epcot section is partly done. I had expected to have it completely done by now. So what happened?
Not to be too deeky but one little spark happened. Another idea came to me and I had a lot more passion for that than I did for the guide.
I have finished the first and second drafts of "World" Killer. It's a murder mystery that takes place in Disney World.
I have a few support pages to finish and I'm working on the cover. Once those are done the book is going out to a few people for review. With this book I'm not sure if I'm going to send it to a few publishers or just put it up on Amazon like I did with Twisted Disney.
Right on the surface "World" Killer is a much better book. It's been edited and a majority of the typos have been removed.
My guess is it will be released within a couple months. If anyone wants a copy let me know and I'll send a PDF.
The guide should be out early next year. I doubt a publisher is going to be interested in that should it should be out shortly after it's finished.
Not to be too deeky but one little spark happened. Another idea came to me and I had a lot more passion for that than I did for the guide.
I have finished the first and second drafts of "World" Killer. It's a murder mystery that takes place in Disney World.
I have a few support pages to finish and I'm working on the cover. Once those are done the book is going out to a few people for review. With this book I'm not sure if I'm going to send it to a few publishers or just put it up on Amazon like I did with Twisted Disney.
Right on the surface "World" Killer is a much better book. It's been edited and a majority of the typos have been removed.
My guess is it will be released within a couple months. If anyone wants a copy let me know and I'll send a PDF.
The guide should be out early next year. I doubt a publisher is going to be interested in that should it should be out shortly after it's finished.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Why "Twisted Disney" Isn't On iTunes
If you are reading this blog there is a chance you have heard of or even read Twisted Disney. If you have read it then you bought or downloaded it from Amazon.
Currently Twisted Disney is only available in the .mobi format which is Amazon's Kindle format. One of my friends said he wanted to download the book once it was available through iTunes. He has been waiting six months and he'll be waiting a lot more.
Apple allows almost anyone to sign up and sell books. They do not charge you any upfront fees to get started with them. In fact I have an Apple account and it has been approved. Everything is pretty much done. So why isn't Twisted Disney on iTunes yet?
Apple requires all books on iTunes / iBooks to have an ISBN. There is your problem. Apple requires no upfront fees but to get an ISBN cost $125. Considering Twisted Disney hasn't made that much in six months on Amazon it's safe to say it would never break even on iTunes.
Unless Twisted Disney suddenly blow up I doubt I'll have the money to get it onto iTunes anytime soon.
Currently Twisted Disney is only available in the .mobi format which is Amazon's Kindle format. One of my friends said he wanted to download the book once it was available through iTunes. He has been waiting six months and he'll be waiting a lot more.
Apple allows almost anyone to sign up and sell books. They do not charge you any upfront fees to get started with them. In fact I have an Apple account and it has been approved. Everything is pretty much done. So why isn't Twisted Disney on iTunes yet?
Apple requires all books on iTunes / iBooks to have an ISBN. There is your problem. Apple requires no upfront fees but to get an ISBN cost $125. Considering Twisted Disney hasn't made that much in six months on Amazon it's safe to say it would never break even on iTunes.
Unless Twisted Disney suddenly blow up I doubt I'll have the money to get it onto iTunes anytime soon.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Free Copies of Twisted Disney Available
If you would like a free copy of Twisted Disney just email me at the link listed below. All I ask in return is a review on Amazon no matter how good, bad, or short.
If you do not want a free copy and want to actually to pay a whopping $2.99 for it you can buy it HERE.
For everyone else who wants a free copy you can email me HERE.
If you do not want a free copy and want to actually to pay a whopping $2.99 for it you can buy it HERE.
For everyone else who wants a free copy you can email me HERE.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Twisted Disney: The John Carter of Books
It's official - "Twisted Disney" is a total bust!
It's truly ironic that "Twisted Disney" and John Carter both came out in the same month because they were both total failures. Granted Twisted Disney only cost time while John Carter cost mad money. Still when a book makes a total of about $20 it's a failure.
I said that if "Twisted Disney" made $100 that I would write "CMDTA's Guide to Disney Dining" followed by "CMDTA's Pictorial Guide to Disney World." Well don't worry that's not going to happen. At this pace it would take about two years to make $100.
If you have been unfortunate to read "Twisted Disney" and for some reason liked it. Please leave a review on Amazon.
If you want to be one of the people who has the misfortune or reading "Twisted Disney" just click the link below. On plus side if you are a Amazon Prime member you can borrow if for free.
Twisted Disney
It's truly ironic that "Twisted Disney" and John Carter both came out in the same month because they were both total failures. Granted Twisted Disney only cost time while John Carter cost mad money. Still when a book makes a total of about $20 it's a failure.
I said that if "Twisted Disney" made $100 that I would write "CMDTA's Guide to Disney Dining" followed by "CMDTA's Pictorial Guide to Disney World." Well don't worry that's not going to happen. At this pace it would take about two years to make $100.
If you have been unfortunate to read "Twisted Disney" and for some reason liked it. Please leave a review on Amazon.
If you want to be one of the people who has the misfortune or reading "Twisted Disney" just click the link below. On plus side if you are a Amazon Prime member you can borrow if for free.
Twisted Disney
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Twisted Disney Breaks the Top Ten!
Earlier this morning "Twisted Disney" broke into the top ten books in the travel category on Amazon.com. It also broke into the top 40 in the humor category.
You can get a FREE copy of "Twisted Disney" until Monday night. Grab yours while you can!
You can get a FREE copy of "Twisted Disney" until Monday night. Grab yours while you can!
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Get "Twisted Disney" for Free Starting 3/23!
Starting Firday March 23rd, you can get a copy of Twisted Disney on your Kindle or any device that can use Amazon's kindle application!
Grab a copy before it the price goes back up to $2.99. You have until Sunday night to download "Twisted Disney" without paying for it.
You can get twisted Disney here.
Grab a copy before it the price goes back up to $2.99. You have until Sunday night to download "Twisted Disney" without paying for it.
You can get twisted Disney here.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
New Disney Book Available - Twisted Disney: Satire and Shenanigans
Twisted Disney: Satire and Shenanigans is now available for the Kindle e-reader. The book is basically a “best of” from this blog with additional commentary about each of the articles.
This is my first book and if it goes well I have two more in the works. The next book would be my guide to Disney dining and the third book would be a pictorial guide to Disney World.
Right now the book is only available for the Kindle. If anyone actually buys the book I might try to convert it to an epub format and see if I can get it released through iTunes.
Please forgive me for the quality. I did everything myself so I don’t doubt that there are a few (or more) typos and grammar errors. Also I couldn’t get the table of contents to work but other than that it seems to be fine.
The price is 2.99 and for that you get over 100 (actual)pages of Disney madness. The mobi format clocked in at over 2000.
You can download the book from Amazon here.
This is my first book and if it goes well I have two more in the works. The next book would be my guide to Disney dining and the third book would be a pictorial guide to Disney World.
Right now the book is only available for the Kindle. If anyone actually buys the book I might try to convert it to an epub format and see if I can get it released through iTunes.
Please forgive me for the quality. I did everything myself so I don’t doubt that there are a few (or more) typos and grammar errors. Also I couldn’t get the table of contents to work but other than that it seems to be fine.
The price is 2.99 and for that you get over 100 (actual)pages of Disney madness. The mobi format clocked in at over 2000.
You can download the book from Amazon here.
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