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Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts

Monday, December 20, 2010

Epic Mickey – Epic Fail

When I heard about Epic Mickey I was excited.  That feeling only grew as more and more info leaked out about the game.  I couldn’t wait to play it once it arrived.  Boy was I disappointed.

Epic Mickey has a decent story, great location, great design, tons of Disney goodness, but the controls are so dysfunctional it’s barely playable.

The controls are so frustrating my wife stopped playing it after 20 minutes has hasn’t returned to it again.  She didn’t just get frustrated she got mad.  In her own words she said “It’s a great game but the controls just don’t work.”

Since then my wife has been playing “Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.”  I had to mention that because most people would say a Need for Speed game would have to be more difficult than a Mickey game.  Normally you would be right but not this time.

The big problem with the controls boil down to two areas; The camera, and the response.

The camera is never in the right place. You will find yourself always adjusting the camera.  This gets really annoying when you have a bad guy beating you up.  The camera also becomes fixed in places, which makes it very hard to judge distances.  You’ll find yourself falling and dying often because of this.

The response is a whole different issue.  More times then I could count I’d find Mickey not moving even though I pushing a button or direction.  I’d often find that I had to back up and push the direction again.

If you can ignore the awful controls Epic Mickey is awesome and has a lot of fun mechanics.  It can be so much fun that I’d still give this game a mediocre three out of five if you are a Disney fan. 

Let me explain why I give this three out of five.  If this game had good controls it would be a 5 out of 5 game.  If this game had the same controls and no Disney it would be a 1 out of 5.  Knowing that, my advice would be to rent this game, don’t buy it.

Friday, August 14, 2009

I Want Number Two!

About 15 years ago Disney released on of the greatest computer programs I’ve ever purchased. I wasted more time then I care to even think about using the Walt Disney World Explorer. That program was amazing.

For those of you who don’t know what the WDWE was, let me give you an overview. Imagine if Disney had a website that worked, was informative, and fun to use. Now take that, put it into a program, make is very reliable and user friendly and shazam! You have the WDWE.

It had great overviews of every ride in Disney World with in depth descriptions, tons of photos, and good voiceover work. The maps were colorful; there were some videos, and even a hidden Mickey Game.

There were other small side games too but I’m going to get into those.

This program let me go back to Disney at anytime. Now that I think of it, it made me want to go back to Disney every time played around on the thing.

Here we are years later and for some reason Disney never released a new version. Sure they did an update version but that was a real punch in the face. You paid full price for almost nothing extra.

I’m not sure why there was never a new version released. Maybe the original was a total flop. Maybe the website was supposed to replace it. Whatever the case I think a new version could be released and a profit easily made on it.

I’ve been waiting for more than a decade so I’m not holding my breath. I wonder if anyone else misses this thing.