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Showing posts with label Remy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Remy. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Lou Mongello Breaks Disney Record

Lou Mongello, author and host of the WDW Radio Show did something no one in the history of Disney World was ever been able to accomplish. At this years Food and Wine Festival in Epcot, he ate everything!

“I’ve seen a few people eat one everything, but I’ve never seen someone actually eat everything,” Stated Jabba the Hutt – Food and Wine enthusiast.

Mr. Mongello started eating at the first booth around 11am. He kept eating his way around the world over the next eight hours. It is estimated he consumed four hundred and five pounds of food and over eighty gallons of wine.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. His wife had to literally roll him through the last two countries. It’s a good thing no one got in the way when she was rolling him or they’d be a pancake now,” stated Disney fan favorite Goofy.

Many people were amazed by the display of digestive fortitude. Words such as epic, amazing, inspirational, and disturbing were uttered by many.

Some were not as impressed by the display of joyful gluttony. A number people complained that there was no food left for anyone else and demanded a refund. Remy the Rat was upset that all the hard work he put into making his world famous Ratatouille was erased in less than three seconds.

“I made enough Ratatouille for one hundred people and he inhaled before I could blink,” Remy exclaimed.

It is unknown if Lou will attempt the feat again before the festival closes. If he does the chefs will be ready next time and have additional food and wine to bring out after he rolls out of the park.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Remy Killed in Tragic Misunderstanding

Remy, the rat from Ratatouille, was tragically killed this afternoon at the Chefs De France restaurant located in Epcot in Walt Disney World.

For months Remy had been entertaining guests by hiding on a covered dinner plate and then surprising guests when the cover was removed. He would then interact with a cast member who would ask him some entertaining questions.

This afternoon an unnamed guest at the restaurant was so startled by Remy when he was revealed she took off her shoe and clubbed him with it before she realized he was not a normal rat.

Remy was rushed to the hospital and pronounced dead a short time later from blunt force trauma to the head.

“This is truly a sad day for every Disney fan,” stated a park representative.

Management at the parks has stated that Rizzo the Rat will fill in for Remy on an interim basis.

Remy leaves behind his wife, Sniffs, and 900 little rats, grand little rats, and great grand little rats. It is unknown if any of them will try to fill his role at the restaurant.