I’ve thought of some off the wall things to try in Disney World. I thought about sneaking a gas mask into the parks to get a good picture on
I thought about swimming in
I thought about taking a small boat out to
So what am I going to do? I have a flask. I like coke. I like rum. Time for a drink! I figure I’ll be able to get my flask into the magic kingdom. I also figure I’ll be able to discreetly mix while sitting at a table.
I thought that would be a fun adventure that won’t get me arrested or banned from Disney. Don’t worry I’m just having a drink. I have no desire to get tipsy. That’s just not my thing.
I can only imagine what could go wrong if someone got drunk in the
A drunk falling off the boat in It’s a Small World.
Someone trying to Stand up before the drop on
Someone thinking one of the characters looks soft and would make a good pillow.
An overheated drunk guy taking a dip in the moat or Rivers of America.
Someone falling asleep on the train and drooling all over the bench.
You could go on and on and the ones I listed are the mostly harmless ones. Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure there are drunk people in the