Sometimes the things we never got to experience are the most entertaining things. As an example I’m exposing some of the failed slogans from around Disney World (this is a factious post).
“Get Crabs at Fulton’s!” – A slogan for Fulton’s Crab House that never saw the light of day.
“We Have Mice in the Kitchen!” – A short lived slogan for Chef Mickey’s
“Now With Free Barf Bags!” – Sign out front of Mission Space.
“You’ll Wish You Escaped!” – Ad for Stitch’s Great Escape. Was honored with a national award for truth in advertising.
“Yak With a Yeti” – Awful slogan for Yak and Yeti. It was slammed as it was deemed to be pro-bulimia.
“It’s Fun to Beat Your Kids” – Ad for Toy Story Midway Mania
“Dogs Love Our Food” – Slogan for Tony’s Town Square Restaurant.
“Play with Pooh” – Radio ad for Pooh’s Playful Spot. Was pulled because people couldn’t see the spelling and didn’t understand the context.
“Launch Your Lunch!” – Poorly thought out slogan for The Lunching Pad.
“Your Food Should be Brown” – Slogan for the Brown Derby.