When the economy gets bad you have to get creative. Disney announced a new program last week that is aimed at stimulating the economy.
“This program is “stimulating” in a number of ways,” stated Roger Rabbit in an interview.
The idea for the new program was developed by Roger and his cartoon buddies. They took a game they’ve played for years and put it into practice.
The basic idea is random characters will walk up to guests and give them a swift kick to the crotch. If the person manages to stay on their feet the family gets a full night taken off their bill. If they are not staying on property they will receive a $50 gift card.
The family isn’t the only one to be “stimulated” by this program.
“I expect business to shoot through the roof. I’m the closest sports equipment store near the Disney property. I’ve stocked up on athletic protectors,” stated George the owner of a local Orland business.
Of course Disney is also planning on carry a full line of character themed athletic protectors in the parks and resorts.
The press release did not include an expiration date or a limit on how many people could be “stimulated.” However, the sack smacking could continue for quite sometime if the economy stays down and the program is successful at drawing people into the parks.
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